Woman Rips Off Ex-Boyfriend's Left Testicle.

[arnisador]

Woman jailed for testicle attack

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm)

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm)


Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. How can that only be worth two-and-a-half years?!?

[Carol]

Don't worry, she'll be out in a year with good behaviour.

[Bob Hubbard]

** avoids the spit or swallow joke **

:D

Bobbit-do.

[silat1]

Guess that kind of mountain oysters were out of season.. It must have been spoiled and smelled funny.

[eskrimakaliarnis.com]

How can that only be worth two-and-a-half years?!?

That's UK law for you.

Now, if you get caught selling a goldfish to an under 16 year old you'll be electronically tagged and given a 10pm - 8am curfew for a year.

And don't let the police catch you waving a knife at a home intruder. Oh no :( You'll be in trouble for that too.

Rip a testicle off and you could well be out in as little as 18 months. Makes sense :(

[arnisador]

Is it five years for both, or could you serve those terms concurrently? :kicknuts:

[arnisador]

Testicles seem to be in the news recently:

Suspect Twisted Guard's Testicles, Cops Say (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/060910-Shoplifting-Suspect-Allegedly-Twisted-Guard%27s-Testicles)

Robin Roberts Also Allegedly Pulled Knife (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/060910-Shoplifting-Suspect-Allegedly-Twisted-Guard%27s-Testicles)


A suspected shoplifter allegedly fought with a Home Depot security guard, twisting his testicles and pulling a knife.

According to police, 30-year-old Robin Roberts stole several items from the store in the 2900 block of West Wheatland Road in Dallas, near Interstate 20. When stopped by a security guard as she tried to leave the location, the Bridgeport resident attacked, police said.


"She immediately pushed him with both hands in an attempt to flee from him," according to a police report.


The suspect and the guard then fell to the floor and began tussling. During the fight, an unidentified man drove up to the store and also attacked the guard, before fleeing, police said.


That's when, police said, Roberts grabbed and twisted the guard's testicles. The injured man backed away from Roberts, who then pulled a pocket knife, according to investigators.


The guard was able to disarm Roberts, they said.


However, the second suspect returned and tried to get the stolen merchandise from the guard, police said. He was unsuccessful.


The guard then cuffed Roberts, who continued struggling, police said.

[Carol]

Wow. That took balls. .... literally.